House – Slytherin
Wand – Willow, 10″, Phoenix Feather
Best Course – Defense Against the Dark Arts
Worst Course – Transfiguration
Pet – Ferruginous Pygmy-Owl
Patronus – Hawk
Quidditch Job – Keeper
Wizard Candy – Chocolate Frogs
Profession After School – Member of the Order of the Phoenix
These memes and tests always seem to go back and forth between placing me in Gryffindor and Slytherin. It makes me imagine the sorting hat pausing a long time over my head having a hard time placing me. In some realities, my personal drive lands me in Slytherin and in other realities, my moral compass lands me in Gryffindor. I’m never a Ravenclaw or a Hufflepuff.
What houses do you float between? I’d like to know.